Tarnation (2017)

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Tarnation: Directed by Daniel Armstrong. With Emma-Louise Wilson, Joshua Diaz, Sarah Howett, Daisy Masterman. After losing her boyfriend, a young woman travels to a remote cabin rumored to be haunted. Once there, she must battle against a cabal of demonic monsters and cultists who emerge in an attempt to create hell on earth.

“This is so bad, itu0026#39;s not even worth joking about.nLady runs out of house in panicn2 guys chase her in monk clothingn2 guys catch up to her and she becomes like Bruce Lee and takes them down (why did she run in the first place with such fear on her face if she had those mad skills?)nSo obvious the punches and kicks werenu0026#39;t landing, maybe the director saw movies like this where we believe they were being hit and thought it was easy to replicate.nShe starts chanting.nA ridiculous cheap prop of a black unicorn comes out and stabs her with her horn in a very obvious u0026quot;on the sideu0026quot;fake out.nI am done.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI AM WRONG if this scene turns out to be some professor in college showing the class how not to make a movie, but I think this was actually an attempt to have a compelling introduction.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI think there should be some child labor investigation because this seems to be made by a bunch of kids in 2nd grade.”

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