Lenka Wood – Spurlos verschwunden (2014)

Lenka Wood – Spurlos verschwunden: Directed by Paul Tanter. With Mark O’Neal, Petra Bryant, Tom Benedict Knight, Akbar Kurtha. A woman is kidnapped on her honeymoon and her ex-soldier husband endeavors to free her. A kidnap thriller set in New York and Turkey.

“I donu0026#39;t think I have the words in my vocabulary to convey how terrible this movie is. Stilted, overwrought, contrived — even these words fall short of describing the amateurish drivel that is the screenplay for The Disappearance of Lenka Wood. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eMaybe itu0026#39;s best to let the film speak for itself. Here is an excerpt from the second act:u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eArmy Guy: Next time, Iu0026#39;ll cut your leg open. Then youu0026#39;ll have three wounds, and only two hands. You get to choose which one stays open.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eCorrupt Cop: please, ill tell you where sheu0026#39;s being keptu003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eArmy Guy: write it down for me u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eCorrupt Cop: I donu0026#39;t have a pen!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eArmy Guy: You can use your own blood!”