Dirty Blondes from Beyond (TV Movie 2012)

Dirty Blondes from Beyond: Directed by Fred Olen Ray. With Brandin Rackley, Christine Nguyen, Jazy Berlin, Erika Jordan. With the Galaxy under attack, Princess Farra and her beautiful bodyguard flee to a strange alien planet – Earth. They are pursued by the evil Empress and her henchwoman.

“Dirty Blondes from Beyond (2012) u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003e** (out of 4) u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIs Fred Olen Ray the only made still turning out these softcore flicks for cable? This one involves two beautiful blonde aliens who are forced to Earth after a group of other hot aliens try to kill them. Once on Earth the blondes finally meet a rumored u0026quot;manu0026quot; with a u0026quot;third legu0026quot; and soon thereu0026#39;s sex going on everywhere. DIRTY BLONDES FROM BEYOND isnu0026#39;t going to be mistaken for the work of Orson Welles but then again why on Earth would anyone come to this film expecting such a thing? This isnu0026#39;t the greatest film from the cult director but thereu0026#39;s no question that heu0026#39;s at least a professional filmmaker who at least delivers a professional looking low-budget film. I think some of the best moments where are just unintentional comedy and especially the early sequence when the two blondes are talking about various subjects most people wonu0026#39;t pay attention to because theyu0026#39;re looking at the womenu0026#39;s breasts. Neither Brandin Rackley or Jazy Berlin are great actresses and this here actually adds some funny bits as they speak their dialogue back and forth to one another. The line delivery alone is just so cute and u0026quot;offu0026quot; that you canu0026#39;t help but laugh. Once we get to Earth thereu0026#39;s really not much story other than the ladies looking for men with the u0026quot;third legu0026quot; and of course here is where we get all the sex scenes. The sex scenes themselves really arenu0026#39;t all that erotic and I must say that thereu0026#39;s pretty bland compared to other films from the director. I do often wonder if Mr. Fred Olen Ray simply gets bored by this stuff. Either way, DIRTY BLONDES FROM BEYOND offers a few good laughs and of course plenty of sexy women, which is what most people are coming for.”