One-Eyed Monster (2008)

One-Eyed Monster: Directed by Adam Fields. With Amber Benson, Jason Graham, Charles Napier, Jeff Denton. A hostile alien wreaks havoc on the cast and crew of an adult movie.

“Adult star Ron Jeremy owes his success is to the veritable monster. In this raunchy horror comedy, Ronu0026#39;s legendary livelihood becomes a literal monster after he is struck by a strange light from outer space. Inhabited by an alien force, Jeremyu0026#39;s unproportional appendage detaches itself from his body and goes on the rampage, killing the cast and crew of a hardcore movie being filmed at a remote cabin in the Californian mountains.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI really wasnu0026#39;t expecting to enjoy this crazy comedy, but was pleasantly surprised by how funny it actually is, the fun script taking the monster movie genreu0026#39;s many clichés and subverting them to suit the adult movie setting. Jeremy is actually a far better actor than I remembered, but is killed off fairly quickly (but not before delivering the poignant line u0026quot;All I can do is kiss the tipu0026quot;), leaving it up to Amber Benson (Tara from Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Jeremyu0026#39;s frequent real-life co-star Veronica Hart, cult actor Charles Napier (Supervixens), and a handful of unknowns to battle the orifice-obsessed alien-possessed pecker. Hatu0026#39;s off to Caleb Mayo as T.J., the MacGyver of the group (inventor of the neuro tactile simulator), sexy Carmen Hart for providing the nudity as brunette adult star Angel, and Jason Graham as hero Jonah, who delivers his ridiculous lines with a stoicism and seriousness guaranteed to delight.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eMy major complaint – and I canu0026#39;t believe Iu0026#39;m writing this – is that the film simply doesnu0026#39;t feature enough of Ron Jeremyu0026#39;s disembodied dong: some stop-motion footage of it crawling like an inchworm (or a nine inch worm, as one character remarks) or the use of puppetry to show it attacking its victims would have helped immensely (although I understand that the budget may have not stretched to this). Also, Napieru0026#39;s long monologue about his experience with a similar monster in Vietnam isnu0026#39;t quite the hilarious show-stopper that it was clearly intended to be.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eStill, with a couple of hot women (Carmen Hart, plus blonde babe Jenny Guy as her fellow adult performer Wanda), a smattering of gore (the one-eyed-monster poking a hole through Angelu0026#39;s head and slicing sleazy producer Jim in half), and a huge helping of smutty silliness, One-Eyed Monster does what it sets out to do: provide 84 minutes of puerile fun.”