Blair Witch (2016)

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Blair Witch: Directed by Adam Wingard. With James Allen McCune, Callie Hernandez, Corbin Reid, Brandon Scott. After discovering a video showing what he believes to be his vanished sister Heather, James and a group of friends head to the forest believed to be inhabited by the Blair Witch.

“Though this one wasnu0026#39;t the box office hit its original was, it still made back 25x its budget, when we have beautiful, terrifying films that sometimes just break even. Backpacking on a story that wasnu0026#39;t even theirs, with characters iu0026#39;m not even sure weu0026#39;re meant to care about, and decision making that will have you rolling your eyes into the back of your soul, The Blair Witch falls flat on its back, and doesnu0026#39;t get back up.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe movie has its moments, sure, where we are truly wondering what is going on in those mystical woods. It took the idea of the neverending night from many movies in the past but I wasnu0026#39;t even sure if I liked that, as it didnu0026#39;t happen in the first movie at all, but it is a definite visceral scare to think about an everlasting night so at least they tried.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI didnu0026#39;t like the whole medusa idea like if you look at it you die… Hmm then what were those guys doing on coffin rock with their entrails gashed out of them all tied together?u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eTHE DECISIONS THESE GUYS MAKE LOL STOP IT. u0026quot;I think my seesters in there!u0026quot; 17 years later in an old broken down house after watching a video where she clearly died… Worst part about this movie was the most scares you got were always jump scares from the people scaring each other because apparently they walk silently and donu0026#39;t know how to tell their friends theyu0026#39;re there. Please stop with the blair witch remakes unless you can really nail it without the gimmicks, I want this hour and a half of my life back.”

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