This Thing with Sarah (2013)

This Thing with Sarah: Directed by Michael Doneger. With Michael Doneger, Amanda Brooks, Wes Chatham, Ryan Honey. A listless writer pursues a woman to help him get over his ex girlfriend.

“This is the kind of film where, as itu0026#39;s unfurling, you can play a whole host on online games, set your Virgin digibox for the next day, pick your proboscis thoroughly, and know youu0026#39;re not missing anything. Wanna know more?u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAll the characters feel assembled from various spare parts of other, much better movies. You have the failed scriptwriter (maybe he worked on this production) recovering from a bad break-up, his douchey best friend who hands out bad dating advice like Smarties, the terrible agent more interested in a quick buck than the career of his client, and of course, the love interest… Sarah, a kooky Brit who happens to be into surfing.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eListening to this crap, I experienced people not talking like people, awful pop songs being warbled through endless montages, facile complication upon complication being heaped up in a way it never would in real life, and sex scenes to chaste I think even the Vatican might approve. Iu0026#39;m someone who spends half his life tucked away inside… And even I can tell the phoniness of everything here pertaining to real life. It fails HARD on every single level to paint the picture of a convincing relationship, or being in the least bit entertaining.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eSo there. 3/10”