Finders Keepers (TV Movie 2014)

Finders Keepers: Directed by Alexander Yellen. With Jaime Pressly, Patrick Muldoon, Tobin Bell, Marina Sirtis. A divorced mother of one is thrown into turmoil when her young daughter becomes obsessed with an evil doll left behind by the previous occupants of their new home.

“Woman buys house then realises it is haunted. Or something is. She has a child, in this case a daughter, but if youu0026#39;ve seen a similar offering in which the woman has a son or the man has a son, or there is a family or a whole bunch of them, you might be forgiven for experiencing a sense of déjà vu. Guess what comes next, and you get only the one guess. Of course, murders, lots of them!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThere is no secret about the root of the evil as from the off we are made aware of the reason the house is haunted, there had been a massacre there, one committed by a ten year old boy, who also murdered the two police officers who were sent to investigate the initial disturbance, or whatever it was.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eKylie Rogers who plays Claire was only 10 years old when this film was released. If her role does not constitute child abuse then an adult willingly sitting through 80+ minutes of this constitutes self-abuse (no, not in that sense, you reprobate). Indeed there is no sex to speak of in this film, not that a rape, an orgy or even a knee trembler could have made it appreciably worse.”