The Halloween Family (2019)

The Halloween Family: Directed by James Snider. With Simon Hill, Thomas Carr, Maria Petrano, Jacob Tyler. It’s Mischief Night and Larry the Zombie and Fred the Mummy are down in the dumps, and Fred wants his mummy curse to be lifted. Boo the Bogeyman tells them to meet up with a magical tree named Goul, and they set off, meeting some crazy characters along the way!

“I honestly believe u0026quot;The Halloween Familyu0026quot; could be used to mentally impede the development of any viewer unlucky enough to be subjected to the film in its entirety. And if not at least physically reducing the amount of brain activity present in the viewer, then playing this film on a 24/7 loop, could at minimum, be used as a form of torture at Guantanamo Bay, or a a similar CIA/CPC black site. This film is better just avoided.”