Big Top Evil (2019)

Big Top Evil: Directed by Sean Haitz, Chris Potter. With Sean Haitz, Bill Moseley, Austin Judd, J. LaRose. Five disparate youths, lost on a road trip to the location of the infamous ‘mangrove slasher,’ end up being pursued by a cadre of cannibal clowns.

“Look, itu0026#39;s not as if Iu0026#39;m expecting some classic when I intentionally choose a Grade Z horror movie on Prime, but nothing happens in it for a full 42 minutes and 51 seconds. I donu0026#39;t ask for much, but is it really that difficult to give me something to chew on along the way?u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eBefore that, thereu0026#39;s one too many closeups of people chewing, some weirdo in a gas stations gets shot, and two frat bros write the worst frat bro song Iu0026#39;ve ever heard that goes, u0026quot;la da da da.u0026quot; There are aimless characters that show up out of the blue who appear to serve no purpose, but Iu0026#39;m guessing theyu0026#39;re friends of the director who wanted a part. So he made a few up. The most annoying character in horror movie history gets to live about 42 minutes longer than he should, and no joke, the dialogue sounds like it was written by somebody who has the most basic understanding of the English language.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAnd it took TWO people to direct this mess.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eNo. Just no.”