Jurassic Monster (2015)

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Jurassic Monster: Directed by Lisa Palenica. With Robin Daniel Egan, Mark Justice, Charlotte Lilt, J. Lyle. Two Navy SEALS, Trevor and Doug, are sent to an abandoned island in search of a package, but instead of being the hunters, they find they are being hunted. During their escape they come .

“I was looking forward to see this movie, the poster looked promising.nGirls in bikini chased by T-Rex while navy SEALS trying to protect them.nOhh boy was I up for a dissapointment.nFirst of all, the navy SEALS are not navy SEALS, they have US Coastal Guards uniforms, and none of them are so stupid they send only 2 soldiers with barely equipment to survive a day to a abandoned island. Yeah yeah, I know its only a movie, but still…u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAfter about 5-6 minutes I was sure I hit my FireFox button and had started a episode of u0026#39;Girls Gone Wildu0026#39;, and it was a long episode too, close to 30 mins with girls and boys with little clothes on, doing what they use to do during spring break.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAfter this, its rapidly going down the drain, the missing Sci-Fi and Horror parts never shows, they are all missing. The girl in bikini beeing chased by a dinosaur is missing.nWe do see dinosaurs, some really bad CGI gives us some blurry small ones, most likely intended to be raptors, but hard to tell. AND we get a perfect 3 second view of a T-Rex ass.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eCarlos Perez have a reputation to write not too good scripts, he dont fail on the failing part here either.nDirector Lisa Palenica have little to no help from the script, but then again she too have a reputation to direct not too good movies. I really hope she start to learn soon.nThe actors does as god as its possible I guess, with the bad script and low energy from the director.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eTo sum it up, its impossible to give -1 star, I really wish it was possible because this movie deserve a -1 star…”


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