River of Darkness (2011)

River of Darkness: Directed by Bruce Koehler. With Kurt Angle, S. William Hinzman, Kevin Nash, Sid Eudy. When brutal murdering starts in a small riverside town, the sheriff must investigate and face the horrific past.

“One of the worst scripts ever. This film was written, directed and produced by Bruce Koehler. I firmly believe he did it all himself because no one else was stupid enough to think that the abysmal script would work as anything other than toilet paper.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe acting was so wooden that the rest of the cast made Angle and co look like the spirits of Olivier. Donu0026#39;t get me wrong, they were by no means good. But the film started poor and just got steadily worse. The cinematography would have been substandard for views of Home and Away. Even low budget B-Movies should have standards. One last thing. Donu0026#39;t get me started on the u0026#39;special effectsu0026#39;. I have seen more convincing at Halloween parties.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIn all this was amateur hour at its very worst.”