Emeryville (2016)

Emeryville: Directed by Pritesh Chheda. With Tess Cline, Don Daro, Nardeep Khurmi, Brett Brock. When their car crashes, 4 college kids seek help in Emeryville – a dilapidated village. New comers discover that place was once a ground for clinical experiments gone awry and plot an escape. They find themselves hunted by crazies.

“So when did fake reviews become a u0026#39;thingu0026#39;?u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIn the last two weeks we have seen films that had NO business being in theaters because we simply looked at the score. Trust me when I tell you that you canu0026#39;t do this anymore. READ the reviews, and you will easily see which are FAKE.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eFirst of all, any film that you havenu0026#39;t heard of previously with a 9 or 10 star rating from anyone should put you on-guard. (Thatu0026#39;s not to say that a 9 or 10-star rating alone is a clear indication of funny business). Secondly, if, as many of the 9 and 10 star reviewers here have done, the reviewer starts extolling the virtues of those involved in the film, by name (i.e., director Miles Doleac is fantastic and has brought his great vision to the screen!) it might be a sign the the reviewer is a shill. One person here talks about how the people involved in making this movie used all their money to do so. Well, I donu0026#39;t mean to be a witch, but what does that have to do with it being a good movie? While I feel badly for the creator for having sunk their lifeu0026#39;s savings into it, why would that make me or anyone else LIE and say it is good, when it is not? Third, the old closing of: u0026quot;Watch it!u0026quot;, u0026quot;Enjoy it!u0026quot;, u0026quot;Get it on Amazonu0026quot; … should immediately raise a red flag, u0026quot;Donu0026#39;t wait, you need to see it nowu0026quot;, u0026quot;Donu0026#39;t listen to others, listen to ME (or variations) are always dead giveaways. (Several 9 and 10-star reviews here have all of these). u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eUnfortunately, it seems that we live in an age where people seem to have a very low moral code and donu0026#39;t hesitate to lie at the drop of a hat and where anything (including integrity) can be purchased for pennies for the sake of the mighty dollar. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThis movie is CRAP. I canu0026#39;t tell you if the ending redeemed it, because I could not get that far, but what I saw of it is enough to base my opinion on. To those that say, well how do you know if you didnu0026#39;t watch the end, you donu0026#39;t need to scoop out the contents of a diaper to know it is full of poop, and yes, I did, unfortunately, sit through enough of it to know. It is just BAD.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAnyway, if you want to take my word for it, youu0026#39;re welcome. If not, and you choose to watch it, donu0026#39;t say you werenu0026#39;t forewarned.”