Fantastic Movie (2007)

Fantastic Movie: Directed by Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer. With Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Jennifer Coolidge, Jayma Mays. A spoof on previous years’ epic movies (The Da Vinci Code (2006), The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) + 20 more), TV series, music videos and celebs. 4 orphans are on an epic adventure.

“After watching this movie, I just couldnu0026#39;t stop talking about it. Mind you, not in the sense that someone canu0026#39;t stop talking about a great book or show, but more along the line of how someone canu0026#39;t stop talking about their colonoscopy during a diner conversation. In other words, after seeing this you canu0026#39;t help but try and remove the stain it left on your very soul by vomiting out the experience onto others.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThis movie entered with the tag line of being u0026quot;written by two of the six writers of u0026#39;Scary Movieu0026#39;!u0026quot; What they forgot to mention is that the two who wrote it were only responsible for writing the credits and all the jokes deleted for the sake of not causing mass suicide. Put more delicately, this movie almost makes Pootie Tang look Oscar worthy, which ironically enough was made fun of in the last Scary Movie for being horrid. Coincidence? Yeah, not even some sort of Karma dealing fiend would wish this movie upon the world.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eu0026quot;So,u0026quot; you ask, u0026quot;What makes it so bad?u0026quot; I bet your thinking that all of the funny stuff was in the previews, right? No, actually there was no funny content in the previews at all, it just seemed that way when taken out of the context of the movie. Much the same way u0026quot;Hoganu0026#39;s Heroesu0026quot; was funny to people who werenu0026#39;t in Auschwitz during the Holocaust, the previews are funny to those who havenu0026#39;t seen the movie. When you actually see the movie, you start to ask, u0026quot;Why was that funny in the preview?u0026quot; The answer: You can see pretty flowers if you ignore the fact that they are growing from the corpse of a man who died during a freak green house accident.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eDo yourself a favor, rent a History channel documentary on the history of documentaries and hit yourself in the head with a hammer. Itu0026#39;ll be twice as funny, make three times more sense, and be only a fifth as painful.”