Jamaican Mafia (2015)

Jamaican Mafia: Directed by Vafomba Donzo. With David Squeeze Annakie, John Bling Bennett, Robert Braxton, Craig Biskit Brown. Jamaican Mafia is a gangster-thriller movie in the vein of Goodfellas and Shottas, which follows Zoolian Anderson (Zoo-Zoo), a frustrated Car Salesman who desperately desires riches and respect, and discovers he’s the nephew of a powerful crime-boss when he decides to quit the corporate world to join the illicit organization better known as the ‘Jamaican Mafia’.

“This movie was just awful and it shows in their 24hr stream only platform. Poor acting from all involved, poor scene progression and cinematography, poor script, and poor everything else. Even with limited female nudity and it is still just awful. Not even laughably bad. This movie is so truly dreadful and such a blight on the industry that to watch it should have a surgeon generalu0026#39;s warning because I think it may cause cancer. I made an appointment with my doctor and he sent me to a specialist just to be certain that Iu0026#39;m OK. Give me 3rd World Cop, Dancehall Queen, Shottas, or Belly any day over this dribble.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!”