Justin Bieber's Believe (2013)

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Justin Bieber’s Believe: Directed by Jon M. Chu. With Justin Bieber, Scooter Braun, Ryan Good, Usher. A backstage and on-stage look at Justin Bieber during his rise to super stardom.

“What, was Bieber 3 years old when he started gracing our eardrums and causing 13 year old girls to act irrationally?u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI used to feel the same way about NSync and Justin Timberlake, (in other words, that he was a waste of skin. But I do not think that anymore about Timberlake) but Bieberu0026#39;s failure is Timberlakeu0026#39;s success, as Timberlake has gone on to be an adequate, more than adequate actor in a couple of decent movies.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIf this had not just been more hubris for Bieber. if this had just been like a regular movie and maybe even like one of those movies with Rob Lowe in the mid-80s were heu0026#39;s a budding rock-star, I mean Bieber couldu0026#39;ve played himself but just doing some kind of fictional story… If this film had been like that, maybe I couldu0026#39;ve given it a five or maybe even a ten star rating. But because it is just self-indulgent hubris, itu0026#39;s just not worth it.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eNo, instead we get THIS Tripe. I mean at this point other than nine-year-old nubile and non-defrocked girls, WHO CARES?u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eNow in support of the nine-year-old girl who screams and makes her parents buy her all of his CDu0026#39;s, movies, whatever he has… wallpapers for her iPhone, posters, dolls, blowup dolls, and sexually accurate action figures… All that means is that he can license his own skin and make a whole Lotta money until he canu0026#39;t make a whole Lotta money anymore.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAnd I do not begrudge him this: everybody in the United States and even the world has the right to pursue getting filthy rich.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThere will come a point where the girls of age 9 to 13 will no longer be 9 to 13. They will have grown up and then maybe start putting Justin Timberlakeu0026#39;s image on their cell phone wallpapers. Right?u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAnd then when it comes to that point, I sure as hell hope that Bieber or however legally represents him or is his guardian, has not squandered away all of the money that was made licensing productu0026#39;s with his portions of anatomy on them. And selling audio recordings with his screechy voice broadcasting in all kinds of decibels.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eNow in regard to the Beatles as I mentioned up above, they also had the ability to elicit the same kind of reaction with girls between 3 and 14 years old. But the difference was that the Beatles actually created quality music, they looked good, they sounded good, they had fun… well, when they were not arguing with each other and Yoko Ono wasnu0026#39;t dropping baby funk all through the recording studio… And… And Paul McCartney was not slipping on it. And John and Paul were not at each others throats, but other than that there was a world impact. It wasnu0026#39;t just what they looked like, it was the diverse combination of personalities and ideas that made them so popular. And other then Elvis Presley, nobody else had ever had that kind of impact not just in the music industry and the money that they made, but on the world in general. The Vietnam War, the hippie movement, The huge increase in popularity of marijuana and LSD, Timothy Leary, it all tied in and I remember when I was six years old the Beatles affected every person on this planet, and every person on this planet except for maybe aborigines in remote areas, knew the Beatles, who they were, what they were.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eOn the other hand the whole world does know about Bieber. With this added difference: nobody of importance really gives a damn about him other than the Aforementioned 9 to 13-year-old girls, and that is a temporary situation.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eBut I do not give up hope on Bieber, after all he may in fact do a Justin Timberlake on us, and do something worthwhile…. One of these days.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eSee, the tale is not told by how many people vote my review down, (And by the looks of it, the u0026quot;Beebersu0026quot; have been busy voting my review down) it is told by the current rating of 1.6 on the IMDb page. Hell, they are even downvoting Peter Jacksonu0026#39;s latest Hobbit movie, and thatu0026#39;s actually a real movie. Maybe it is the Beebers that are downvoting that? And – I LIKED Jon M Chuu0026#39;s GI Joe. As much as they vote me down, they have to suck up that 1.6 rating. The Beebers really fought for those 3 points, it was 1.3. But that does not make it better than The Hobbit.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eItu0026#39;s been a few years since I wrote this scathing review, and as I predicted, Bieber did some thing that impressed me. He spoke out against #DRUMPF, which is usually an activity that causes the person who speaks against #ImpeachedFatSo to lose followers. That causes me to increase my review by one star. Hell, maybe I will give him more stars for this. Hell, I increased my rating by two whole stars. Depending on what he does I may go up to five stars.”

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