Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)

Hobo with a Shotgun: Directed by Jason Eisener. With Rutger Hauer, Pasha Ebrahimi, Robb Wells, Brian Downey. A homeless vigilante blows away crooked cops, pedophile Santas, and other scumbags with his trusty pump-action shotgun.

“Bloody babe: u0026quot;You canu0026#39;t save the world with a shotgun.u0026quot; u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eHobo: u0026quot;Itu0026#39;s the only thing I know.u0026quot; u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eItu0026#39;s true. Once he put that shotgun in his Hobo mittens he and shotgun became one. From this moment forth, whenever you hear the word, Hobo, you will always think, Shotgun. The shotgun is the Yang to the Hobou0026#39;s Ying.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eRutger Hauer plays the slightly-losing it old hobo who after decades has finally realized what he wants to do with his life – be a landscaper; he wants to mow lawns. So, on his ventures of hoboing up and down the railroad tracks looking for a means to a beginning, heu0026#39;s arrived at u0026#39;Scumtownu0026#39;, and this is where he meets up with trusty ole Shotgun.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eSee, Scumtown is controlled by Drake and Sons. Three psychopathic dudes who get serious kicks out of decapitation, burn victims and simply put, gore. Confused ole Rutger the Hobo is privy to just one too many counts of evil and puts his shoe (with the hole in the toe) down. What follows is a tale of revenge, then more revenge and then…some more! Blood! u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eOn the over-the-top action and splatter, this movie delivers big time. Itu0026#39;s basically non-stop offensive, silly, gross action. But what makes it stand-out over any other recent modern exploit flick is the style it moves with. Karim Hussain of Subconscious Cruelty fame helms the camera here and does a very good job doing so. Itu0026#39;s vibrant, colorful, and had just enough creativity to raise an eye brow or two.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAny real gripes by me are related to the writing as that itu0026#39;s so supremely OTT with countless swears and screaming it verges on head-ache worthy. And the emotional scenes are so sappy and cliché that it does nothing besides make ya roll yer eyes or crack a grin. So, with that said, itu0026#39;s not really complaints per se, but just silly aspects of the film that wear thin faster than the others.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAs I said, from this moment on, the Hobo Shotgun duo are now joined at the hips – if it wasnu0026#39;t already. This is a bona-fide insane film with boner-fried sights (literally) and lots of the red stuff. You really canu0026#39;t ask for much more from this film, and maybe, you might be asking for less.”