Hotel Noir (2012)

Hotel Noir: Directed by Sebastian Gutierrez. With Malin Akerman, Patrick Arthur, Aaron Behr, Michael Raif Brizzolara. 1950s LA: A police detective checks into a hotel with a bag of money, hoping to go away with Swedish Mary.

“I watched this carefully and noted the comments from other reviewers, and I wanted to find something to disagree with them so I could offer a more balanced opinion. I think itu0026#39;s important to have a wide variety of opinions from different people so that you are left with a much more accurate impression of what the movie is about. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eHowever I failed, thereu0026#39;s no saving graces, itu0026#39;s rubbish. It is in fact an anachronism and I suspect Danny DeVito signed up to it as he simply doesnu0026#39;t get parts anymore so heu0026#39;ll grasp at anything. More than likely Malin Ackerman did the same, she realises sheu0026#39;s out in the cold and wants to come back in but canu0026#39;t grasp that she canu0026#39;t act. Robert Forster is the only saving grace of this film, heu0026#39;s consistently excellent and believable but his role was so small that he did nothing to lift the movie. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eDonu0026#39;t waste you time, Iu0026#39;d rather do housework than watch it again.”