Dracula 3000 (2004)

Dracula 3000: Directed by Darrell Roodt. With Casper Van Dien, Erika Eleniak, Coolio, Alexandra Kamp. Count Dracula terrorizes the crew of a spaceship.

“Iu0026#39;m at a loss for words. This movie is beyond description. I donu0026#39;t believe there is a language on Earth that has a word that can describe how horrible this movie is. If you do attempt to watch it, be sure to stick around for the u0026quot;suprise endingu0026quot;. I only made it about three quarters of the way through this piece of crap before I couldnu0026#39;t take it anymore. Fortunately(or unfortunately) a couple of my buddies stayed till the end. When they woke up from their coma and after a couple of weeks of therapy they were able to fill me in on what I had missed. This movie has no story, no plot, horrible writing, and even worse acting. If you enjoy watching train wrecks or auto accidents then this film is for you. I think my IQ dropped about 30 points from watching this (insert expletive here).”