Iconoclast – Krieger der dunklen Göttin (2012)

Iconoclast – Krieger der dunklen Göttin: Directed by Sean-Michael Argo. With Stellar Kristel, Evangeline Leigh-Kendall, Sean-Michael Argo, Matt Yeager. Iconoclast is the story of a lone warrior who is resurrected by a dark goddess and sent into the wilderness to slay all of the old gods and take their power, so that she can craft him into a powerful weapon to wield against the crusading knights that sweep across the land.

“Just kidding, metal is also my genre, which is an important factor in rating this movie. what this movie had: +their favorite metal tracks +half naked dudes with long hair (If youu0026#39;ve ever seen fans of a metal concert, thats it) +outfits with tons of leather straps, studded bras and tattoos what it did not have -suspense curve -responsible use of visual filters (I believe they did this to hide they actually recorded with a smartphone, because it wouldu0026#39;ve made no difference) -budget effects, they shouldnu0026#39;t have used to begin with -no trained actors. Youu0026#39;ll notice, because they donu0026#39;t get you involved with the story at all, they donu0026#39;t portray a believable character, instead, the only thing they radiate is u0026quot;goddamn Iu0026#39;m so metal right now, this movie is gonna be so coolu0026quot;u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003etl;dr: u0026quot;Woah WACKEN was awesome, Iu0026#39;m hella drunk right now. You know what? I think weu0026#39;re total badasses, letu0026#39;s share our favorite metal tracks and wave our swords we bought on a medieval market by making a movie we record with my iPhoneu0026quot;”