Dedh Ishqiya (2014)

Dedh Ishqiya: Directed by Abhishek Chaubey. With Madhuri Dixit, Naseeruddin Shah, Arshad Warsi, Huma Qureshi. Two lousy crooks find paradise in the seven stages of love.

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