Storm Warning (2007)

Storm Warning: Directed by Jamie Blanks. With Nadia Farès, Robert Taylor, David Lyons, Mathew Wilkinson. A yuppie couple lost in a thick, brush-filled marsh seek refuge at an isolated farmhouse only to discover they’ve jumped out of the frying pan into the fire.

“Yuppies have a lot of trouble driving pickups. Hillbillies detest Volvou0026#39;s. Yuppie women who are squeamish about fishing somehow can figure out how to turn fishing rods into booby-traps. Obviously yuppie women also know that hillbillies skip foreplay completely. In u0026quot;Storm Warningu0026quot;, the yuppies and hillbillies have one thing in common, and that is no common sense. Prepare to be amazed by a plot that relies on the yuppies purposely steering their small boat into a mangrove swamp, with a storm approaching, get lost, and seek shelter in a house that is obviously occupied by degenerate locals (you canu0026#39;t help but notice the blowup doll in the living room). The hillbillies, who can barely write their names in the mud with a stick, might elicit some sympathy after all. – MERK”