Paws P.I. (2018)

Paws P.I.: Directed by Danny Buday. With Jon Lovitz, Celesta Hodge, Eddie Mills, Neal Genys. A boy determined to save his dad’s failing private detective business enlists the help of his dog and parrot (who both talk) to take down the town’s tyrannical tycoon, who wants to stop a mansion from being turned into an animal rescue.

“Skip this and go watch paint dry; itu0026#39;s more interesting than this snorefest. The story suffers from many plot holes, poor acting, and terrible dialogue. The fun bits make up less than 15 minutes and the climax itself is ultimately reached far quicker than you could raise and eyebrow and say u0026quot;Huh?u0026quot;. The dogs werenu0026#39;t so much fun u0026quot;charactersu0026quot; as they were just staring off into space while some actor flatly delivers lines over them. There is no entertainment to be had from this film at all. It feels like something that even the Family Channel would pass on. Save yourself the waste of time. Watch the trailer and youu0026#39;ll pretty much have seen the best parts in under 5 minutes. Yeah, this is a u0026quot;fun family movieu0026quot;, if youu0026#39;re a mortician and your family are a bunch of cadavers.”