Teenwolf II (1987)

Teenwolf II: Directed by Christopher Leitch. With Jason Bateman, Kim Darby, John Astin, Paul Sand. Todd Howard is a struggling teenager. Nothing seems to be going very well for him, until he turns into a wolf.

“After a lifetime of watching movies and searching for the greatest moment in cinematic history, Iu0026#39;ve finally found it. Is it Orson Wellesu0026#39; breathless death-rattle of `. . . rosebud.u0026#39; In Citizen Kane? No. How about Al Pacino giving Fredo the kiss of death in Godfather II? Try again. What about Peter Finch screaming into the Network camera `Iu0026#39;m mad as hell, and Iu0026#39;m not gonna take it ANYMORE!u0026#39; . . . not even close.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAre you ready? Here it is: the greatest moment in contemporary motion picture history is . . . in Teen Wolf Too when Jason Bateman (as the Wolf) runs across the park, leaps through the air in slow motion, and comes down with a Frisbee in his mouth-all without losing that stupid hat he had on!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eOh, but this film is peppered with other fantastic gems. Like the part where the Wolf and Chubby where cruising around in the University Corvette (what, your school didnu0026#39;t have one?) and they almost ran that guy on the bike over and the Wolf just kept laughing and laughing–good times; or what about when Chubby was in the ring and he bounced the smaller guy into the ropes, put his hand on his hip, twirled his fist and knocked the kid out; ew! ew! ew! I know! What about when the Wolf was singing `Do You Love Me!u0026#39; Remember? When he had that little suit on and he was strutting his choreographed stuff with the team of wannabe Solid Gold Dancers? Box office dynamite!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI donu0026#39;t remember a huge portion of this film, because the part of my brain that controls my higher cognitive functions shut down somewhere between the part where Chubby farts and Stiles sits in the smell and the part where the science teacher walks away from Gomez Addams with a tail wagging from under her skirt. Just thinking about it makes my lobes tingle and go numb.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIf there was one thing worse than the moron who played Stiles in Teen Wolf, it has got to be the guy that played Stiles in Teen Wolf Too. Oh my God that guy was horrible. The only highlight of this movie was when Stiles gets punched-out in between rounds of the big climactic fight scene-I like it because Iu0026#39;ve convinced myself that it was an outtake and he REALLY got hit. Take THAT Stuart Fratkin! What was he thinking? `Yeah, I landed a SWEET gig on Teen Wolf Too-Iu0026#39;m STILES! Just the springboard my career needs!u0026#39; Yeah, look out DeNiro, here comes Stuart Fratkin.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eMy buddy Marc brought this movie over to my house and Iu0026#39;m not sure what to think. This is the same friend that exposed me to Pumpkinhead 2. The only thing I can figure is that he is one of many alien infiltrators sent to Earth to use bad movies to brainwash people into a zombie-like trance, making way for an alien take over. To those in a similar circumstance, I say RESIST! Youu0026#39;re not taking my soul with Teen Wolf Too, Marc! Iu0026#39;m on to you fella!”