Machete (2010)

Machete: Directed by Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez. With Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal. After being set-up and betrayed by the man who hired him to assassinate a Texas Senator, an ex-Federale launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss.

“Machete is Robert Rodriguezu0026#39;s film based on his mock trailer made for the double grindhouse release of Quentin Tarantinou0026#39;s Death Proof and his own Planet Terror. B-Grade superstar Danny Trejo stars as the title character. Those that have seen the mock trailer, or the grindhouse films, know the style of yester-year that Machete is representing. Cheap, nasty, and funny is the order of the day for this kind of film. Rodriguez clearly knows his genre and audience. He goes all out with this over-the-top action flick. The story is, of course, ridiculous. Machete is betrayed by some u0026quot;above the lawu0026quot; dudes and has to get revenge by slicing and dicing whoever gets in his way. The film does what it says on the cover. Donu0026#39;t go in expecting a glimmer of subtlety or characterization. Go in expecting action, titties, action, blood, titties, oh and action. This would be all well and good except for some slight problems. The unashamedly preachy messages against the Mexican/United States border does get a bit tiring, as does the repetitive nature of the violence (after some interesting action set- pieces they all become similar, except towards the end). Also, this kind of film needs to be much snappier and shorter. Itu0026#39;s around twenty minutes too long so that the humor and overall style tends to drag on a bit. Machete holds itu0026#39;s tongue permanently in cheek and Danny Trejo milks every scene as much as he possibly can. Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez and Lindsay Lohan all make for good eye candy and there are some very funny moments. All in all, this exercise in grindhouse excess should keep the fans of this style very happy, even if it can slightly bore others.”