Seven Mummies (2006)

Seven Mummies: Directed by Nick Quested. With Matt Schulze, Cerina Vincent, Billy Wirth, Billy Drago. Six escaped convicts and their female hostage make a desperate run for the Mexican border, where they stumble across a lost treasure of untold wealth, and find certain death instead on the Arizona desert.

“Themovie opens with a horribly lame scene – two men in the desert, no town nearby, no horses, no provisions, and dragging a casket. Right! This is the opening to what becomes and even worse attempt at film making. Poor dialogue, poor story, unbelievable circumstance, and mediocre – at best – make up effects make this one big bomb of a stinker. Donu0026#39;t get me wrong, Iu0026#39;m a HUGE fan of horror and have been since near birth. Love low-budget films since they nearly all contain the raw, gritty edge that Hollywood films almost always lack. But 7 Mummies is not worth anyones time let alone the money they spent to make this. The direction is just plain bad with overly long cut scenes and poor angles that do no justice to the forced story line. Just a big bunch of YUCK!”