Roadside Massacre (2012)

Roadside Massacre: Directed by Scott Kirkpatrick. With Marina Resa, Elio Mardini, Dusty Probert, Matthew Schiltz. Five teens struggle for their lives after becoming stranded in a cannibal infested mountain town.

“Let me start by saying that the u0026quot;Directoru0026quot; works as an u0026#39;electricu0026#39;. Just because one can carry a 10K doesnu0026#39;t mean they can direct a movie.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eFirst Iu0026#39;d like to point out one of the most stupid, careless methods in visually identifying a plot point Iu0026#39;ve ever witnessed. After being served by a waitress, a customer runs out of a restaurant to her car and looks at a picture of her sister in order to verify that the WAITRESS IS IN FACT HER SISTER!!!! What the hell? Does this character suffer from some mental disorder that she forgets what her sister looked like? If she did itu0026#39;s never addressed again.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThere is no action in this film. It opens promisingly enough, but soon after it just turns into a boring talk fest that has nothing interesting to say. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe acting has the same consistency of cardboard. The director must have spent all of his time at the craft service table because the shot structure is very unimaginative. Itu0026#39;s just MED, CU – MED, CU over and over. There are no thrills or suspense. Every moment is telegraphed by one of those Star Trek transporters. Then thereu0026#39;s a scene with a sheriff who appears to have been kidnapped from Knotts Berry Farm. I couldnu0026#39;t believe that he had a small dime store tin badge on his vest, which looked like it was cannibalized from some crew members three piece suit.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIu0026#39;m convinced this picture was edited by a Cuisinart. Iu0026#39;m sure they just plopped all those MEDs and C.U.u0026#39;s into the receptacle and flipped that switch to high. Pushing buttons on a computer does not make one an editor.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eMost of the sets look alike. Nothing appears authentic. I think the filmmakers must have used their bedroom for a all purpose location. Come on guys at least make a little attempt of an effort! Thatu0026#39;s it this film is too crappy to waste any more time on… u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eYou have a few precious minutes in life. Donu0026#39;t waste any on this stupid junk.”