Miss March (2009)

Miss March: Directed by Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore. With Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore, Raquel Alessi, Molly Stanton. Eugene believes in no sex before marriage. So DID his girlfriend, Cindi. His BFF loves sex. At Senior Prom, just before sex with Cindi, he falls into a coma. Waking up 4 years later, his Cindi is Miss March in Playboy. Can he get her back?

“I learned 3 things about myself when I saw Miss March, a comedy in which a young man awakens from a four-year coma to discover his former girlfriend posed for Playboy as Miss March during his absence: u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003e1. I am a prude by any standard applied to this abomination of a home movie disguised as a film comedy. The references to penises are multiple and always degrading; accompanying the infantile penile obsession is a satire of epilepsy rude beyond reason. The times a character defecates in front of the camera are shocking and gratuitous in the extreme.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003e2. As a former English major, I learned the art the picaresque has been used to show knowledge emerging from travel. However, this adolescent trip is so beyond enlightening that the Odysseys of characters from Homer to Kumar are forever diminished by the association.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003e3. I resent Hugh Hefner, in his 80u0026#39;s looking like his 90u0026#39;s, playing himself when no one, not even he, could ever portray the depraved, aging satyr better than he does in real life. His Viagra bill is either astronomical or just for show. There, I feel much better about wasting two hours on this claptrap; after all, watching bad movies is only part of what I do.”