Cannibals and Carpet Fitters (2017)

Cannibals and Carpet Fitters: Directed by James Bushe. With Darren Sean Enright, Richard Lee O’Donnell, Zara Phythian, Christopher Whitlow. A group of carpet fitters are sent on a job to an old Country house in the middle of nowhere. However they soon discover it’s a trap set up by the savage, cannibalistic family, The Hannings. The carpet fitters are forced to fight for their lives or risk ending up being the evenings dinner. Unfortunately they are not quite your typical heroes!

“Iu0026#39;m a yank but spent a lot of time in the UK and in similar venues as this one.nGreat parody of small business where cliches abound but cliches create laughs. loved the dumb blonde who only answers the phone if sheu0026#39;s not filing her nails (canu0026#39;t call for help if dumb blond wonu0026#39;t answer) The whole rich people in mansions will pay more (absolutely gorgeous footage of mansion house aerial u0026amp; other) but weu0026#39;ll do a crappy job anyway lends a back u0026amp; forth ok so theyu0026#39;re all a bit unsympathetic)nShout out to 7 foot Phil Martin for always adding the u0026quot;loomingu0026quot; factor- no camera tricks needed.nFun scenes in places like the kitchen where you can play the continuity game.nFantastic tunnel fun. Iu0026#39;ll leave it at that, and attention paid to u0026quot;wait why is…oh yeah he padlocked itu0026quot; gamesnHilarious scenes of incompetent workers with the main contractor increasingly frustrated.nNice sudden u0026#39;what the?u0026#39; scares without needing to rely on u0026quot;call it in jump scaresu0026quot;nBeautiful tasty Gore. This girl loves me good tool use!nI consistently laughed hard. Iu0026#39;m glad that the original reception the u0026#39;short film received allowed this full one to blossom albeit at a trim under 90 minutes.”