Strange Horizons (1992)

Strange Horizons: Directed by Philip Jackson. With David Ferry, Olga Prokhorova, Ken Lemaire, Robert Russell. The story of a war between men and women in the 23rd century.

“Donu0026#39;t even bother watching this movie. It is a complete and utter waste of time. Here are my comments:u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe plot: There isnu0026#39;t one, or at least I couldnu0026#39;t figure it out. Over half of the movie consists of a drunk guy babbling to the camera about… who knows. Apparently, this guyu0026#39;s u0026quot;spaceshipu0026quot; crashes on a planet. Some people in another u0026quot;spaceshipu0026quot; are doing something and at one point go and look for him. Meanwhile, the guy is on the planet doing nothing. A woman who is supposed to be an u0026quot;alienu0026quot; (but looks exactly like a human) suddenly shows up. An u0026quot;alienu0026quot;, according to the movie, is a descendant of humans who uses a drug called horizon. For some reason, whenever she takes the drug, she starts doing tai chi. After a while it seemed like everyone in the movie was on horizon.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe acting: Iu0026#39;ve seen pre-school children do better. It was kind of funny watching the Admiral talk; the only thing missing was the set of cue cards he must have been reading.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe scenery: Probably filmed in an abandoned warehouse. The spaceship and computers were just sad — the computer keyboard looked like a piece of cardboard with marbles glued on it.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe nudity: Often, with a bad sci-fi movie, the only reason you would watch it is for the nudity. Well, this movie even fails in that category. You see a whole five seconds of it, which is five seconds too much once you see what the woman looks like.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eSummary: This movie seemed like an extremely bad episode of Red Dwarf, except Red Dwarf can actually be funny at times. At one point in the movie, the so-called Admiral asks someone, u0026quot;Doesnu0026#39;t the music of the universe ever tire your brain?u0026quot; I donu0026#39;t know about the universe, but the only way to watch this movie is to let your brain fall asleep.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eRating: 1 / 10”