18 Fingers of Death! (Video 2006)

18 Fingers of Death!: Directed by James Lew. With Shane Aaron, Koji Abe, Michael Andersen, John Arrington. A Martial Arts Movie Star “Mock-umentary” in the loose tradition of Spinal Tap.

“Do not spend your money on this movie. I love mockumentaries and potty humor but I did not even crack a smile during this entire film. I gave it 2 stars u0026#39;cuz Pat Morita was in it. I am still baffled at how this kind of crap gets backing and then money is spent to promote it, and then itu0026#39;s distributed, etc. Iu0026#39;m all for up and coming talent but keep the small budget crap on the shelf for artu0026#39;s sake. Release it later if the director or an actor/actress makes it big later on. Why do I keep falling for this crap. Those who wrote positive reviews must be very very brainless or a part of the film in some way.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIf your friend spends his/her money on this move…kung fu his butt and donu0026#39;t watch this. My eyes still burn. Help me.”