Haunting at Foster Cabin (2014)

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Haunting at Foster Cabin: Directed by Rand Vossler. With John Savage, AnnaMaria Demara, Michelle Nunes, Kate Siegel. In a remote mountain lodge, five sorority sisters accidentally unleash an unholy entity, and must battle evil and each other to stop it from devouring mankind.

“I donu0026#39;t care how much an eager actress is jerking her body around, covered in make up and with the camera sped up. If the young lady in question is naked or even just topless then the effect is just humourous.nAnd that pretty much sums up the entire film. Which, if they hadnu0026#39;t tried to play it straight, might have made for an enjoyable schlocky romp. Instead, you just watch disbelievingly as actresses try to deliver lines like u0026quot;Oh my gosh, there is nothing up here but treesu0026quot; with a straight face and then sing a u0026quot;dare songu0026quot; at each other when the plot needs one of them to do something stupid but the writers couldnu0026#39;t figure out how else to have them do it.nAnd as for the ending … well, this review doesnu0026#39;t contain spoilers but suffice to say the ending is worse than anything Iu0026#39;ve already covered.nThe only thing that stops me from giving this film a 1 is that some of the actresses are really trying very hard. Itu0026#39;s just a shame that the rest of the film wasnu0026#39;t worthy of their efforts.”


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