Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf (TV Movie 2015)
19KSharktopus vs. Whalewolf: Directed by Kevin O’Neill. With Casper Van Dien, Catherine Oxenberg, Jennifer Wenger, Bruna Rubio. When a mad scientist mixes the genes of a killer whale and a wolf, it creates the Whalewolf, and it’s up to Sharktopus to stop it.
“For some odd reason I keep returning to movies like this, even though you know already that it is 99% likely going to be another stinker. And this whole genre is just loaded with questionable additions that outdo each other in one way or another.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eBut still, every now and then there are some of these movies that turn out to be entertaining and funny to watch. u0026quot;Sharktopus vs Whalewolfu0026quot;, however, just wasnu0026#39;t one of those movies.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eWith movies such as u0026quot;Sharktopus vs Whalewolfu0026quot; you already know that you will most likely be in for some questionable CGI and special effects. But u0026quot;Sharktopus vs Whalewolfu0026quot; was not even trying. The CGI effects in this movie were among the top of most laughable and poor CGI effects that I have seen in this genre of movies.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe story in u0026quot;Sharktopus vs Whalewolfu0026quot; was also among some of the more outrageous and laughable of story lines, even for this particularly unique genre of movies. Why? Well, because it seemed like the writers werenu0026#39;t even trying to be serious.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eu0026quot;Sharktopus vs Whalewolfu0026quot; is also filled with lame attempts at incorporating comedy in the movie; attempts which really failed at every aspect. And the movie suffered from that.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eCatherine Oxenberg has the worst fake German accent ever and puts on one of the worst acting performances in the history of low budget creature features. But that might actually be one of the selling points to the movie, and why you should check it out. Trust me, it is worth watching, because it is bad on an epic scale.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eOh, and there was one scene where I counted 31 shots being fired from a handgun. That was just impressive. So at least there was something impressive to be seen in u0026quot;Sharktopus vs Whalewolfu0026quot;.”