Adventures Into the Woods: A Sexy Musical (2012)

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Adventures Into the Woods: A Sexy Musical: Directed by Rolfe Kanefsky. With Rolfe Kanefsky, Allie Haze, Ron Jeremy, Jason Sarcinelli. EMMANUELLE IN WONDERLAND is a love letter to Hollywood and Broadway musicals of the past. While participation in a scientific experiment, a young woman falls through a wormhole and winds up in Wonderland! This is not the Wonderland you remember, but a brand new world where all fairy tales exist and they are finally all grown up! On her journey to find her way back home, Emmanuelle encounters The Mad Hatter, Goldilocks, The Big Bad Wolf, Dorothy, The Scarecrow, Humpty Dumpty, Jack and Jill, Snow White, The Frog Prince, The Evil Queen and many more! What follows is the most outrageous, sexy musical comedy of the year featuring 12 original songs! It’s naked ‘Glee’ meets Disney on acid! For children of all ages… Over 18!

“I mean you think know what youre getting into by the title alone. I knew it would be bad, but wow. The songs all sound the same. and like somebodyu0026#39;s dad just started singing over the pre-recorded music of a Casio keyboard. The lyrics when you can understand them arenu0026#39;t much better, Thereu0026#39;s a weird politically motivated song in the prison that is 100% out of place in this movie. The singing kind of all sounds the same, again imagine someoneu0026#39;s drunk dad or mom doing karaoke after having one too many at the beach house. The choreography consists of swaying and some of the actors canu0026#39;t even do that right. The jokes are lame. Iu0026#39;d say if youu0026#39;re only watching it for the nudity and Cinemax level sex youu0026#39;re definitely putting up with too much to get there. The only one who is doing a halfway decent job is Allie Haze who is doing her best with this garbage script, and the guy doing a bad Kermit impression. Also the movie opens up with like 0 context. Sheu0026#39;s in a lab and thereu0026#39;s a wormhole inside her and it sends her to fairy tail land. If you love bad movies like I do this one has to be seen to be believed.”

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