Stormbreaker (2006)

Stormbreaker: Directed by Geoffrey Sax. With Sarah Bolger, Robbie Coltrane, Stephen Fry, Damian Lewis. After the death of his uncle, the 14-year-old schoolboy Alex Rider is forced by the Special Operations Division of the UK’s secret intelligence service, MI6, into a mission which will save millions of lives.

“I watched this again after enjoying the series. The ensamble cast are a collection of incredibly famous and popular actors with a deep and rich talent pool. I can only assume that someone made a deal with the devil to get this made. The story has every trope and cliché you can think of. The acting is horrendous and most of the interactions make you cringe and roll your eyes so hard you could power a small English village with the static electricity generated.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eSkip this and watch the new series instead”