God of War – Krieg der Dämonen (2020)

God of War – Krieg der Dämonen: Directed by Enrico De Palo. With Jennifer Mischiati, Ryan A. Phillips, Joe Morelli, Stewart Arnold. A prince must learn to be a hero. In a time of demons and Gods warring for domination, a prince is sent on a mission to rescue his brother and recover a magical armor stolen by the God of Destruction.

“Where to begin with this film…u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI bought this film after having a bad day at work and then getting stuck in traffic for an hour. I was looking for something that was both cheap and terrible, this film ticked both those boxes.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI was mildly amused by the fact they use LARP armour and weaponry throughout the film and am still not entirely unconvinced the film crew didnu0026#39;t just tag along at their local larp and then added effects, music and editing later.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe plot is your standard good guy coming of age and learning through sacrifice and adversity.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe female characters all suffer from u0026quot;Grr! Iu0026#39;m a fierce female warrior but Iu0026#39;m going to leave vital parts of my body exposed so that you know Iu0026#39;m still female and totally attainable. Fear not though, for the power of my womb shall protect me!u0026quot;.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe acting is terrible. The dubbing is worse.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe fight scenes are laughable bad and you can clearly see where theyu0026#39;ve sped things up, put things in reverse and reused sections of the footage.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe dramatic music is so over used it spends the entire film blaring for your attention over the most mundane scenes like an over-enthusiastic toddler jabbing their fingers into the pre-set buttons of an electric keyboard.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI was not drunk enough for this film.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI was not prepared for this film.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThis would be a great film to put when you want to make someone leave or to see who can last the longest without losing the will to live.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAll in all a great film if you want to spend time revaluating the events that lead you to watching this film and how u0026quot;they couldnu0026#39;t really have been all that badu0026quot;.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003ePSnThe best part is the dragon flying over our main character against a star lit sky.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003ePPSnIu0026#39;m still trying to decide whether this film is bad good or just bad.”