Niagara, Niagara (1997)

Niagara, Niagara: Directed by Bob Gosse. With Robin Tunney, Henry Thomas, Michael Parks, Stephen Lang. An outsider and a young woman plagued by Tourette’s syndrome meet and together journey to Canada.

“There has been so much total crap at the movies these days that I donu0026#39;t like to waste my money. And if I have already done so, I donu0026#39;t want to waste my time. If a movie sucks Iu0026#39;ll walk out.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eSabotage looked to me like it would be a fun, if not award worthy, movie. And it was.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eLetu0026#39;s face it, Arnold is getting a little over the hill to be playing in action movies. Heu0026#39;s pushing 70, for crying out loud. In a federal job heu0026#39;d have been forced into retirement a long time ago. But if you can get past that, and the fact that supposedly everyone on the team wants to sleep with a skanky crack whore, then itu0026#39;s really not a bad flick.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eYes, some of the dialog was hard to listen to. But I write dialog so I might be more picky than others. Also, the fact that everyone on the team can hit any target they aim at anytime they want to, unless…unless it happens to be in the big finale, where no one can hit the broad side of a barn, just to prolong the scene – thatu0026#39;s was a little far fetched.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eOther than that, not a bad flick. Not Arnoldu0026#39;s best. But definitely not his worst either.”