Nymphomaniac: Teil 1 (2013)

Nymphomaniac: Teil 1: Directed by Lars von Trier. With Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgård, Stacy Martin, Shia LaBeouf. A self-diagnosed nymphomaniac recounts her erotic experiences to the man who saved her after a beating.

“This is actually the first time Iu0026#39;m writing a review online and itu0026#39;s because I do feel the need to evacuate that horrid impression the movie left on me. (well the part one, because I havenu0026#39;t seen all of the second yet, and I donu0026#39;t think I will; I HATE Joeu0026#39;s and Seligmanu0026#39;s dialogue too much!)u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eDialogue movies are often my favorite, when itu0026#39;s clever and funny and human. When it truly touches you. But this…. WOW, how BAD is it?!?!?!! Itu0026#39;s seriously so annoying and boring and even frustrating, because you have to endure those pretentious interruptions all the freaking time, it is SO painful!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIf we could have only seen the explorations of Joe by itself, with only Joeu0026#39;s character talking, it could have been a lot better. Not necessarily a great movie, but it would have been a lot more interesting and better put together. Itu0026#39;s mostly their dialogue that is so hard to listen to, it is so bad, I literally donu0026#39;t have any words to depict how amateurish and just plain boring it is. I feel like Lars Von Trier, whom I will nevertheless forever love for Dogville, has attempted to somehow pastiche Tarantino, but has failed dramatically.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI donu0026#39;t feel the movie was a complete waste of time, I did enjoy the beginning on the train ride, and I did think at first that I was going to love the movie. But the constant back and forth from Seligman and Joe, and the images shown as they were speaking, were just too much to handle to make the movie enjoyable, even watchable…. Itu0026#39;s really hard on me not to watch a movie until the end, but I feel like Iu0026#39;ve just seen wayyyyy enough of this one.”