Turtle Hill, Brooklyn (2013)

Turtle Hill, Brooklyn: Directed by Ryan Gielen. With Brian W. Seibert, Ricardo Valdez, Joie Bauer, Ariel Bonilla. TURTLE HILL, BROOKLYN is a funny, sincere, slice of life about a couple just trying to figure it out. Mateo and Will invite their friends over for Will’s 30th birthday. After a few surprise visitors, they get through the day, but realize that doubting your partner isn’t nearly as scary as doubting yourself.

“Always a good rule of thumb to never watch films where the writers are also in the starring roles. They are usually very disappointing. This film is no exception. Itu0026#39;s a bit of low budget rubbish that seems to operate on the belief that everyoneu0026#39;s life is a story. Thereu0026#39;s no story here at all. The films is a slow paced pile of rubbish. Donu0026#39;t waste time on it at all!”