Some Call It Loving (1973)

Some Call It Loving: Directed by James B. Harris. With Zalman King, Carol White, Tisa Farrow, Richard Pryor. A woman who’s been asleep for years is part of a carnival that sells her kisses for a buck. A lonely jazz musician buys her. Once awake, the two of them and his two girlfriends hook up. But sometimes, dreams are better than reality.

“Truly an awful movie in every sense of the word. The story had no meaning beyond some high school type vapid comments. And the best one word description would be pretentious. In fact they even quoted Hamletu0026#39;s Polonius but, in the incorrect context. But I can forgive all of that. I have a fondness for weird, experimental films. But, the one thing I canu0026#39;t forgive is boredom. The characters move at the speed of a glacier. They walk to one room then back for no reason. u0026quot;Just get bloody on with itu0026quot; I hollered at the screen. Boring boring boring. And donu0026#39;t figure you can throw in one line from my beloved Hamlet and figure that makes you u0026#39;artisticu0026#39;!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eSkip this slow placed clunker and go watch eraserhead .”