The Cottage (2012)

The Cottage: Directed by Chris Jaymes. With David Arquette, Kristen Dalton, Victor Browne, Morissa O’Mara. When Chloe and Michael Carpenter rent out the cottage behind their house to charming romance novelist, Robert Mars their American dream soon turns into a suburban nightmare.

“Wow just when I thought that idiot David Arquette couldnu0026#39;t anger me more he ends up in a film where numerous underage girls are falling at his feet and god knows what else. The distant gaze of the ou0026#39;mara sisters is infuriating they have no facial expressions they just glare to the point youu0026#39;d like them to be slapped. The ending infuriated me as if you were fighting for your life then youu0026#39;d stab to kill. Not just feeble slash then run. FINISH THE JOB. Itu0026#39;s what we paid to see. UGH JUST UGH.”