30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2013)

30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo: Directed by Craig Moss. With Ashley Martin, Austin Michael Scott, Heidi Kramer, Pickles Moss. After a stint in a psychiatric hospital, a young woman returns to the house where her father killed the entire cast of The Artist during his exorcism.

“Every so often you find yourself being subjected to something that is so horrible you have to live through it to better explain to future generations how they can avoid such a fate.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003e30 Nights of Paranormal Activity etc. is not an example of that type of experience. This movie is so bad that you should not only NOT sit through it, you should give a proper Amish-style shaming to anyone who has watched it that mentions it afterward.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIu0026#39;ve never been a huge fan of the u0026#39;parody filmu0026#39; but I understand why they get made. u0026quot;People are stupid and they do stupid things, letu0026#39;s make fun of itu0026quot; is a great idea that makes plenty of room for references and skewing of social norms and the subtle hilarity that resides in every aspect of our modern, unfocused American culture. Scary Movie took a bunch of really cheesy horror movies and poked fun at their terrible casting, writing, and the general lack of relevance to the overall point of life. Scary Movie stuck with one genre, a cast of established comedians, and was at one point or another clever.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003e30 Nights of Paranormal Activity etc. is not an example of that either. It pokes fun at movies, yes, but itu0026#39;s largely a sad collection of references mostly to Reality TV shows, surrounded by the over-arching theme of u0026#39;we film ourselves also itu0026#39;s a haunted house.u0026#39; Itu0026#39;s largely a u0026#39;spoofu0026#39; of Paranormal Activity, and draws most of itu0026#39;s ideas from it. In fact, most scenes are copies of scenes from Paranormal Activity, with pale representations of characters from other movies replacing things like kitchen furniture. Also there is farting. Lots of it, and itu0026#39;s just as funny as farting has always been.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThis movie, even for a B-movie, is awful. Itu0026#39;s like Sarah Silverman wrote a horror movie and then decided it wasnu0026#39;t good enough to associate herself with. While I have no doubt that any normal person would find at least one moment in this movie laughable, itu0026#39;s not the u0026#39;itu0026#39;s so bad weu0026#39;re laughingu0026#39; kind of movie you might expect. You should stay away from it unless youu0026#39;re stoned out of your mind, between the ages of 10 and 14, male, and your parents explicitly told you not to watch it. Although if you fit in that demographic I would like you to know that roughly 15 minutes in youu0026#39;ve seen all of the breasts youu0026#39;re going to see in this movie.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI can only hope that Craig Moss has been expelled from the Liberal Arts College where he picked up the idea that he would make an even passable film-maker.”