Monster Island (2019)

Monster Island: Directed by Mark Atkins. With Eric Roberts, Toshi Toda, Adrian Bouchet, Natalie Robbie. Gigantic monsters threaten to destroy everything in their path as mankind remains defenseless.

“Deep sea mining CEO battles kaiju in a tiny submarine. Yeah, itu0026#39;s that bad.nThe kaiju is half squid half starfish (sqarfish?) so itu0026#39;s officially the least interesting monster ever committed to celluloid.nThe acting is so wooden that itu0026#39;s a surprise the submersible can actually u0026#39;submerseu0026#39;.nThe mining companyu0026#39;s headquarters is a portakabin on the beach so thatu0026#39;s clearly where most of the budget went.nThereu0026#39;s a lot of B movies where, with an open mind, you can enjoy them. This isnu0026#39;t one of them.”