Auf brennendem Eis (1994)

Auf brennendem Eis: Directed by Steven Seagal. With Steven Seagal, Michael Caine, Joan Chen, John C. McGinley. A mystical martial artist/environmental Agent takes on a ruthless oil corporation.

“At the height of his fame Seagal was allowed to direct this monstrosity about evil Texas oil Aegis company polluting Alaska. With no prior experience in directing Steve stampeded his way into this movie with as much subtlety as a brick in the face. Originally called u0026#39;Spirit Warrioru0026#39; and hoping to cast loads of English baddies (among them Anthony Hopkins and Jeremy Irons) the film is a horrid example of far too much creative control given to one man too blinkered by his own agenda to bother giving us anything resembling decent storytelling.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThere is nothing significant or exceptional about Seagalu0026#39;s direction. Nor is the action very well done. Itu0026#39;s cut too lazily and not shot for maximum viewing clarity. But what reeks about the story is that some big oil magnate called Michael Jennings (a completely hammy Michael Caine) wants to build a really shoddy oil rig in Alaska made out of dodgy parts because the rights to the land are about to revert back to the Eskimos after 30 years of non-use. So why wait 30 years to build the bloody thing?u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eSeagal plays Forrest Taft, an oil rig fireman who suddenly develops a conscience and is promptly eliminated from the payroll by way of being blown up. Only he is rescue by the Eskimos and, this is where the film just goes insane, goes on a spiritual journey in which he wrestles bears and turns into eagles and stuff. I mean, what the hell is all that about??? Donu0026#39;t even get me started on the scene where he makes a fully-grown hard-ass redneck cry in a bar full of similar stereotypes when the philosophy touches his soul. Then he gets his old self back together and sets about righting all the wrongs of Aegis Oil and saving the environment by littering it with dead bad guys. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eJennings hires a bunch of mercenaries (including R. Lee Ermey and Billy Bob Thornton) to take out Taft but of course they all prove to be useless since Taft is revealed to be an ex-CIA Agent (oh dear God..)Nothing much really happens apart from shooting and dying and Seagal beating up nameless extras. Weu0026#39;ve seen all of this before and itu0026#39;s no different this time round.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI do appreciate his environmentally friendly attitude but it could have made it a little less obvious and campy. Seagalu0026#39;s tacked on speech at the end originally ran for 30 minutes (Jeezuz sufferinu0026#39;) but Warner finally stepped in and said a big no-no. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eWe could have had an Oliver Stone or Insider amount of paranoia and conspiracy but this just ends up as the worst of Seagalu0026#39;s Hollywood movies.”