Hell Ride (2008)

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Hell Ride: Directed by Larry Bishop. With Julia Jones, Larry Bishop, Leonor Varela, Austin Galuppo. Two rival bikers gangs, the Victors and the Six-Six-Six’s, refuel their decades-old rivalry.

“To say this movie is bad would be to simplify matters to the extreme and with the exception of Hell Rideu0026#39;s plot, nothing in this life is that simple.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eSo whatu0026#39;s wrong with it exactly… Larry Bishop. The guy must have balls the size of two small dogs to think he could pull this off. Bikes, beer and booty makes for one great cocktail but bikes, beer, booty and bishop… not so good.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe story is interesting, the theme is great, the cast, characters and acting are over the top but welcome, hell, even the directing is good but Larry, why did you have to put yourself in it as the lead? Casting yourself as the lead is a step too far. This isnu0026#39;t going to get you any leading actor roles but will most certainly deem you to a life of character bit parts and walk ons. Larry successfully delivers some of the most ham-fisted dialogue in the most atrocious of displays of acting ever witnessed on celluloid. I canu0026#39;t even bring myself to disgust the batman-esq vocal shenanigans but itu0026#39;s poor.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI am beginning to meander almost as badly as this movie. So in a nutshell: Great cast, great concept, compelling direction, terrible, terrible lead acting.”

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