Panzer Chocolate (2013)

Panzer Chocolate: Directed by Robert Figueras. With Melina Matthews, Ariadna Cabrol, Tony Corvillo, Mark Schardan. When an Archaeology student and her friends discover a Nazi bunker called ‘Valhalla’, their search for stolen pieces of art becomes a nightmare. The place is guarded by a hideous beast, and they find themselves running for their lives.

“If a horror movie that has anything to do with Naziu0026#39;s with and all roles weu0026#39;re played by field mice. I would buy a ticket and eagerly await the start of the film. So take into consideration that 4 of my 5 stars are the result of possible subject matter the single star is an accurate assessment of the film. Five minutes it the story lost all credibility and Iu0026#39;m not saying this is based on anything real itu0026#39;s that like all movie all the characters are played but impossibly attractive people but in this one this is the literal lifeu0026#39;s work of a twenty year old who has no proof of her theory yet ten seconds after sheu0026#39;s told your wrong everything is put into clear focus by pulling a map out and drawing a swastika. Immediately after this she is nearly run down by a car that the driver of the very loud car whispers u0026quot; seig heil u0026quot; and she hears it and Iu0026#39;m absolutely not exaggerating the whisper part. She calls a friend and within seconds not minutes she receives a phone call to set up a meeting with some reclusive expert common sense would be this would could only if the recluse knows what this is about or in-depth knowledge of whatu0026#39;s happened which is impossible since the friend thatu0026#39;s set up this meeting canu0026#39;t have more than a casual understanding of the overall subject matter she is doing her study on or actual knowledge of what she just found out which she did not tell him. So her enlightened altruistic friend comes to her home to tell her details of the meeting ask for a sexy dance as payment. He clearly values the brains of the incredibly hot u0026quot;studentu0026quot; by asking her to strip which the clearly 21 century brain box denies the request but all is not lost when the equally hot friend of are female hero agrees the so the objectification is complete. I personally have no problem with this but every time something this occurs it seems someone has an issue but maybe thatu0026#39;s just in the US where hypocrisy of things like this runs free so Iu0026#39;ve been told by the media to decry this when it occurs which I guess will gain me entrance in some sort of secular heaven or some one writes this down in the book for the semantics hall of fame. In closing it takes a lot to make me dislike a Nazi Horror movie and at times almost made me consider possibly thinking about turning it off but I didnu0026#39;t. Side note why does spell check give you no help in spell swastika or sieg heil if the reason is in some way to stop hate speech itu0026#39;s another thing thatu0026#39;s done clearly because someone complained but serves no purpose other than make a small group of people think they done something great when all they have done is waste peoples time. Stop the stupid and use common sense.”