The Bone Garden (2016)

The Bone Garden: Directed by Mike Gutridge. With Tracie Savage, Tammy Kaitz, Ron Millkie, Paul Kratka. Alice Hardy has the “perfect” life. The “perfect” friends and the “perfect” husband. But, everything “perfect” starts to unravel when mysterious neighbors move in right next door.

“The Bone Garden is a tough film to review. On one hand, when looked at for pure cinematic value, it is dismal. Itu0026#39;s a cheaper than cheap thriller that would make the Asylum give it a hard pass. A lot of the cast are known for their various roles in the Friday the 13th franchise and there is a reason none of them ever went any further and most have all but disappeared: they canu0026#39;t act. Add a completely abysmal script and kid-with-his -first-camera level directing and you have a film that no one should ever have to see. But then, on the other hand, this film is unintentionally hilarious in a way few films have been since The Room. The overacting, fhe laughable dialogue, the clueless directing and editing…by the halfway mark I was beginning to wonder if they were trying to be this bad. So, as an actual film this is a complete trash heap but as a midnight movie with a crowd thatu0026#39;s in on the joke, it has a future.”