Legionnaire's Trail (2020)

Legionnaire’s Trail: Directed by Jose Magan. With Lee Partridge, Mickey Rourke, Joaquim de Almeida, Vladimir Kulich. Noreno, a half-Roman, is entrusted with the mission of crossing the snowy mountains of Armenia, swarming with Parthian patrols, to seek help for his slowly dying men.

“Mickey Rourke routinely mispronounces name after name. Caligula becomes Caliglia. Parthians becomes Parthinians. And he mispronounces Paetus as Paiteus throughout THE ENTIRE FILM. Nobody took the time to correct him? Or is he just an unreachable knucklehead?u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe special effects are cartoonish. The music is out of place. I donu0026#39;t think there are ever more than 4 people in a single scene at the same time in the entire film! The budget for this must have been less than the price of a fully loaded Hyundai Elantra. Some decent drone shots of cliff climbing. The main character obviously worked hard throughout the production. But…I cannot believe I spent $7.99 renting this. I should flagellate myself for this unforgivable mistake.”