A Frozen Christmas 3 (2018)

A Frozen Christmas 3: Directed by Pippa Seymour. With Jim Call, Alfred Hill, Stephanie Magee. A Frozen Christmas 3: Party Time! will delightfully traumatize your entire family! From creepy, broken-jawed moose with barely audible voices, to Santa’s creepy, toothy face doing poorly animated fortnite dances to the ABC’s, this Christmas classic brings the feelings of the disturbing children’s nursery rhyme YouTube channels right to your TV!

“A Frozen Christmas 3: Party Time! is a genre defying psychological endurance test. It is one of only two pieces of media to ever give me such strong feelings of discomfort and revulsion that I was unable to finish it. Unlike the other story, which instilled these emotions through believable character writing in addition to the horrific events those characters are put through, Party Time! puts the viewer through an ordeal of their own.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eEvery time that you think you may have a foothold on the insane hell dimension that this movie portrays, it plunges ever deeper into the demented abyss, dragging the audience with it. Perhaps someone out there more strong of will than I will be able to see this movie through to its end, but whatever sadistic trials lie beyond the first 20 minutes shall forever remain a mystery to me.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe only reason I am not giving it the lowest possible score is because I believe this movie holds enough raw destructive power to kill Satan, if he did not author it himself.”