Asian Ghost Story (2016)

Asian Ghost Story: Directed by David DeCoteau. With Josh Van Meurs, Cassidy Alexa, Nicholas Simmons, Miguel Rodriguez. The spirit of a dead Chinese railway worker seeking revenge possesses the body of a lethal assassin!

“David DeCoteau in a nutshell: a bunch of shirtless model guys and a boring not-so-model female to avoid an accusations of overly homoerotic context. Zero blood, zero thrills, zero sense, below zero acting skills. Josh Van Meurs is a new legend worthy to stand along with Neil Breen and, like, the most of u0026#39;Birdemicu0026#39; cast. Cassidy Alexa shoud have finished her career with an CWu0026#39;s u0026#39;Arrowu0026#39; deleted part as Harley Quinnu0026#39;s hair. Too bad she didnu0026#39;t. Cynthia Rothrock shoud have finished her career about 20 years ago. Too bad she also didnu0026#39;t. David DeCoteau… aw cu0026#39;mon, this guyu0026#39;s unstoppable.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe only thing u0026#39;Asian Ghost Storyu0026#39; is good for is making a few laughs when nobody expects them. Just like the characters didnu0026#39;t expect to be killed off-screen by a Chinese voyeuristic dead ninjau0026#39;s ghost.”