SOS-SOS-SOS… Bermuda-Dreieck (1978)

SOS-SOS-SOS… Bermuda-Dreieck: Directed by René Cardona Jr.. With John Huston, Andrés García, Hugo Stiglitz, Gloria Guida. The passengers and crew of a ship on a scuba diving trip in the Caribbean stray into the famed Bermuda Triangle, and mysterious and deadly things start happening.

“Cheese and ham, uniquely baked into a mess but somehow watchable. Completely overdubbed and bizarrely so. There are two young children in this. Their overdubbed voices sound like non-actors 10 years older with English as their second language, while dictating a script they are unfamiliar with. Crazy film making. The story is simple and linear but the acting and dialogue, OMG.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe characters are dumb in this. Itu0026#39;s strikingly obvious to most characters what the problem is but no one takes the easy step to solve it. Geeez.”